Straw Dracula Has Risen From The Grave Lyrics

The door was open so she lay down on a rug.
"You policeman you do to many drugs..."
She took her shirt off and said "This is a bust..."
I put my hands up but got trampled in the rush.

And then she dared me to guess what her mother had said on her deathbed.
It was "Dracula has risen from the Grave".
Oh yeah.
Has risen from the grave.
Oh yeah.
Has risen from the grave.
Oh yeah.
Has risen from the grave.
Oh yeah.
Now come on.
Oh yeah.
Now come on.
Oh yeah.
So why don't you bite me?
Oh yeah.
Why don't you bite me?
Oh yeah.

I lost my direction, something came up.
My 'resurrection' wasn't top of the pop-ups.
She made me blush so I hid beneath the rug.
"I'd like to help you but you do too many drugs..."

And then she dared me to guess what her mother had said on her deathbed.
It was "Dracula has risen from the Grave".
Oh yeah.
Has risen from the grave.
Oh yeah.
Has risen from the grave.
Oh yeah.
Has risen from the grave.
Oh yeah.
Now come on.
Oh yeah.
Now come on.
Oh yeah.
So why don't you bite me?
Oh yeah.
Why don't you bite me?
Oh yeah.

The handcuffs were on but the jury was out.
When she read me my rights she took everything down.
And it scares me to think where her truncheon was found.
But I've got the polaroids and it's freaking me out.
Because she's handing them out.

Oh yeah.
Now Come on.
Oh yeah.

Everybody swears at me and you.
Everybody swears you know they do.
You know they do.
You know they do.