Size 14 Shane Lyrics

V1:
       She looks like a girl I once knew
       The captain of the cheerleading squad
       But she's not so pristine, when I saw her on the screen
       It made me say "Oh my god!"
       She's got yellow hair like a banana
       Legs like cinnamon sticks
       But she really gets going when the camera starts rolling
       That's how my girl gets her kicks
 PC:
       I think I need to go to therapy
 CH:
       Shane, Shane, get out of my brain
       My VCR's broken and my clothes are stained
       I think I'm gonna need some help
       Shane, Shane, you're driving me insane
       My head's turning circles and my hand's in pain
       I've gotta have you for myself
 V2:
       She's got a Ph.D. in dirty
       A doctorate in delight
       She travels all around from town to town
       And my girl loves to kick it at night
       Some say she's got a girlfriend
       I say she's got a few
       But she really gets going when the camera starts rolling
       There's nothing that girl won't do
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