Bayside Blues Lyrics

Sick Animation Bayside Blues

Yo, hi
I'm here to sing a song
A song about love, a song about life, and about being a teenager at Bayside High

Mr. Belding is on the case
I bet Zack until he sat on my face
And I went to town on that man buffet
Would have blown my shit right there if it wasn't for the man delay

Then I saw Mr. Belding going to the bathroom
I hid behind a locker by Mrs. Bliss' classroom
He was taking so long, I wondered what he was doing
So I snuck inside and smelled the smell of Belding pooing
So I whipped my dick out and I f..cking jacked it right there
And then Screech walked in and I had to pretend
I was jacking my hair
Oh, my hair looks really good today
What's up, Screech, do you want a BJ?

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