Pedro The Lion Penetration
Have you ever seen an idealist
With grey hairs on his head
Or successful men who keep in touch
With unsuccessful friends?
You only think you do
I could have sworn I saw it too
But as it turns out,
It was just a clever ad for cigarettes
Cause if it isn't making dollars
Then it isn't making sense
If you aren't moving units
Then you're not worth the expense
If you really want to make it
You had best remember this
If it isn't penetration
Then it isn't worth a kiss
We're so sorry, sir,
But you did not quite make the cut this time,
and we'd appriciate it if you'd cleared
your stuff on out by five
Don't take it personal
Everyone knows you did your best
If it makes it easier,
you should look at things from our perspective
Cause if it isn't making dollars
Then it isn't making sense
If you aren't moving units
Then you're not worth the expense
If you really want to make it
You had best remember this
If it isn't penetration
Then it isn't worth a kiss
