NoFx I Am An Alcoholic
I liked going to school
I didn't want to fool around with drugs
'Cause all my friends were dropping out
I had to get stuff done, I wasn't fun
I didn't try pot 'till I was 21
But now I'm overcompensating
I'd like to see what morning looks like
Don't wanna drink pint after pint
I wanna wake up without feeling sick
But I can't 'cause I'm a drug-addicted alcoholic
I can't 'cause I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic
I can't 'cause I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic
I can't 'cause I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic
At 28 I realized
Hydrocodone was pretty great
For hangovers and late night hangs
I decided to spend my life having the best of times
It's too bad most of them I'll probably forget
And now I know what morning looks like
But only when I greet it from a previous night
My friends are telling me I need to find a clinic
I won't 'cause I'm a drug-addicted alcoholic
I won't 'cause I'm a drug-addicted alcoholic
I won't 'cause I'm a drug-addicted alcoholic
Can't stop taking drugs
