Mc Crumbsnatcher Suck Dick For Satan
[Verse 1]
Somebody turn up the AC quick
It's hot in here cause there's so much dick
M-might as well gi-give it a lick
'Fore I give it a stick with my crucifix
Leviticus, if I understand, says a man shall not lay with another man
But my dick, it is
Tellin' me I can
And I should
And I must
So here I am!
I'm like, "Yo, hell. What's poppin', bitch?"
Precum on the lips of Sisyphus
I got goat's blood for lubricant
How many inches do I want, boy? (Six, six, six!)
Don't bother me with your Jesus lesson
And the bible sure ain't got me a stressin'
Hold your tongue, I don't want your blessin'
Cause-
"Homosexuality is demon possession"
[Chorus]
Queer sex is great great great
And god don't exist-ist-ist
I'm suckin' dick dick dick for sa-a-atan-an-an
(x3)
[Verse 2]
I'm like: "hey lucifer!"
She said, "call me luci!"
I said, "damn, that ass so red and juicy!"
I said, "hotter than the flames of hell!"
Oowee!
And I blew my holy load into the Devil's booty
I'm beating off with beelzebub
Gettin' pitchfork kisses and voodoo love
Drawing pentagrams in virgin blood
When Ricky Martin gets here, i'mma give her a hug
I ain't got time for this religious mess
I'm busy looking for a fine ass man to undress
My nut sack is the sacrament
Gimme that body of Christ and some wine to wash it down with
You can keep Pat Robertson
And, honey, you can keep Kim Davis
Ugh
Girl, you can keep George Bush or some
Cause Freddy Mercury and me are down here singing the song like:
[Chorus]
(x3)
[Verse 3]
I'm all like
Possessed by demons!
Gimme that semen!
I must be dreamin'
The lake of fire ain't the reason I'm screamin'
I don't care about your soul
Just gimme that bootyhole!
Girl, one thing I know is god hates fags and I'm horny
So, um...
[Chorus]
(x3)