Liam Lynch United States Of Whatever Lyrics

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki 
She was, like, all "ehhhh" 
And I was, like, "whatever!" 

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like, 
"Hey, aren't you that dude?" 
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" 

So later I'm at the pool hall 
And this girl comes up 
And she's, like, "awww" 
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" 

Cuz this is my 
United States of Whatever! 
And this is my 
United States of Whatever! 
And this is my 
United States of Whatever! 

And then it's three A.M. 
And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather 
This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!" 
I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" 

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley 
Officer Leroy comes up and is, like, 
"Hey, I thought I told you..." 
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" 

And then up comes Zafo 
I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?" 
He's, like, "nothin'" 
And I'm, like, "that's cool." 

Cuz this is my 
United States of Whatever! 
And this is my 
United States of Whatever!