Lawnmower Deth Spook Pery Happenings In The Snooker Hall
Pointy teeth as sharp as blades,
Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace,
Pointy sticks - they make him mad,
'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad.
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Crowley once challenged Ray to a game
Losing your soul was the paying stake,
Crowley used garlic, brightstone and fire,
'Cos f..cking Ray Reardon is a vampire.
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Referee, come clean the white,
Dracula he makes a bite.
