Grapefruit 
A bathin' suit 
Chew a little Juicy Fruit 
Wash away the night 

Drive in 
You guzzle gin 
Commit a little mortal sin 
It's good for the soul 

Bridge: 
And oh it gets so damn lonely 
When you're on a plane alone 
And if I had the money, honey 
I'd strap you in beside me 
And never ever leave you 
Leave you at home all alone and cryin' 

Ten speed 
No need 
My pickup gets me where I please 
Chuggin' down the street 

But I'll be leavin' 
In a little while 
So close your eyes and I'll 
I'll be back real soon 

Spoken: 
"Ah, take it Reefers" 
"Ladies choice, Everybody dance" 
"Here we go" 

Bridge: 
Yes and if I had that money, honey 
I'd strap you in beside me (in your strapless) 
And never ever leave you 
Leave you at home all alone and cryin' 

Grapefruit 
A bathin' suit 
You chew a little Juicy Fruit 
Wash away the night 
Yeah you chew a little Juicy Fruit 
It's good for ya soul