It's hard to sleep at night when you're lonely 
It's hard to get the date when you're homely 
if I could spit in my face 

Hey baby please can I get your number? 
Cause losers are look like so much funner 
She told me, "Can't we just be friends?" 
She could have mentioned that before 
she let me in 
I shave my head, I take a bath
My clothes are cool but they still laugh 
I don't get luck, I feel so lame Boy, 
Boy,  do I got it made Yea....

I bet you probably wished you never met me 
But I'd gladly kiss your brown eyes if you let me 
We might as well go and have some fun 
Because I know that you're gonna dump me when you're done 
I ask you once, I beg you twice 
I don't get stone and I don't have lice
You said it ain't me, "Please understand...." 
That you like him and you don't like me 
I ask you out, it never fails 
You're too busy painting your nails 
I feel so lame, I am so ashamed 
Boy, do I got it made Yea.... 
It's hard to sleep at night when you're lonely 
It's hard to get a date, me so homely