I thought I wanted to die
   But I barely had the time
   And isn't it funny
   How I didn't even
   Have the money
   To say goodbye?
        What the perfect irony
   And with this man
   I want to see the land
   But is my mind even?
   Oh I must choose to believe him
   Or say goodbye
         What the perfect irony
   And I want to love
   It's all I'm thinking of
   But isn't it sordid
   How my dreams can become distorted?
   Just tell me why
         My life's the perfect irony
   I can't decide
   If I should laugh or cry
   I think it's kind of funny
   How they say all I need
   Is the money
   To get by
   Goodbye
   Get by
          Oh what the perfect irony
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