Frank Zappa Zomby Woof Lyrics

Three hundred years ago
I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out onna antique bed
An' my spirit did a midnite creep 

You know I'll never sleep no more 

It seem to me that it just ain't wise 

Didja ever wake up in the mornin'
With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes 

Just about as evil as you could be 

I am the ZOMBY WOOF
I'm that creature all the ladies been
Talkin' about 

I am the ZOMBY WOOF
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out 

Tellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF 

Tellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is . . . 


Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF
Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF 

They said aw-reety
An' they was aw-righty
An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady . . . 

I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my Zomby Toof
My right foot's bigger than my other one is
Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof
If I raid your dormitorium
Don't try to remain aloof . . . 

I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid
An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the
ZOMBY WOOF 

I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be! 

Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF 

Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF