Maria's cryin and I don't understand
  It takes two to tango
  Three to make me really mad
  But things ain't that bad
  Call me super dad
  Suzy's had it up to here with their master plan
  Of some cronies' testimony that sounds just like the Ku Klux Klan
  If things get that bad
  There's plenty of room in Japan
  Don't need girls or little boys
  They'd only have broken toys
  They'd only throw them all away
  There's pain down below
  Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)
  There's pain down below
  Pullin weeds (don't give a funk)

  An unwanted baby Jonny boy
  Daddy was a dirty beggar mamma's a whore
  With a life like that
  How can he win the war
  Don't need girls or little boys
  They'd only have broken toys
  They'd only throw them all away
  There's pain down below
  Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)
  There's pain down below
  Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)

  Maria's cryin and I don't understand
  It takes two to tango
  Three to make me really mad
  But things ain't that bad
  Call me super dad
  Don't need girls or little boys
  They'd only have broken toys
  They'd only throw them all away
  There's pain down below
  Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)
  There's pain down below
  Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)
  Pullin weeds