Baby, baby why won't you let me be
  You're a major pain in the ass, I do need the hassle can't ya see
  Please I need some piece of mind
  That I was hoping I could find
  But you just kept a buggin
  Till I was crawlin under the rug and baby
  Stressin, jump back baby back away
  Get off my back you monkey
  Ya got my nerves jumping like a junkie today
  Poison ivy ya come creepin up right behind me
  You make me itch baby you're so unkind
  Poison ivy you're like poison ivy
  You make me itch and I'm out of calamine
  So this is how you get your kicks
  Lickin up everything after me
  Baby don't pet my dog and certainly don't mess with my birds or my
bees
  Jesus I got a peeping Tom
  And I was hoping she was gone
  But she just kept a knockin
  Till I was crawlin under a rock and baby
  Stressin, jump back baby back away
  Get off my back you monkey
  Ya got my nerves jumping like a junkie today
  Poison ivy ya come creepin up right behind me
  You make me itch baby you're so unkind
  Poison ivy you're like poison ivy
  You make me itch and I'm out of calamine
  Poison ivy ya come creepin up right behind me
  You make me itch baby you're so unkind
  Poison ivy you're like poison ivy
  You make me itch and I'm out of calamine