So Much Better Lyrics

Eminem So Much Better

[Verse 1]Pick up the god dang phone...Bitch where the f..ck were you Tuesday?With who you say?I wasn't at the studioBitch what'd you do screw Dre?You went there looking for meOo that excuse is too lameKeep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose eggYou fake, lying slut you never told me you knew DreQue Lupe? You want to lose two legsYou try to flip this on me?If i spent more time with you, you say"Ok yeeah, I'm coo-coo, hey?" Well, screw youAnd I'd be the third person who screwed you todayOh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Oh toucheYou were too two-faced for meThought you was my number oneTrue BlueAce but you ain'tAnd I can see you and you makeThat little boo-boo faceCause I'm hanging up this phone, booYou make my f..cking Blutooth acheYou feeling blue too lateGo smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool AidHere's what you say to someone you hate[Hook]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)I was laying in bed last night thinkingAnd this thought just popped in my head and I thoughtWouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3[Verse 2]Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brinkHop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just thinkThen the cops pulled me over but they let me goCause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk cause that bitch drove me to drinkI'm back on my f..ck ho'sBut a whole new hatred for blondes, but bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come onExcuse the pun but bitch you're such a broad statementAnd I am channeling my anger through every single station it's onCause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art cause you ripped it in two pa-artsAnd threw it in the garbage, who do you think you are?Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust offAnd pick myself up off the carpetBut I'll never say the L-word againI la-la-la-la lesbian *shout*I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrestMy life would be so much better if you just[Hook][Bridge]Cuz you told me, you love me, foreverBitch, that was a lieNow I never, wanted someone, to dieSo bad in my f..cking life but f..ck it there's other fish in the seaAnd I'mma have a whale of a timeBeing a single sailor for the nightBitch on a scale of 1 to 10, shitI must be the holy grailerCatch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my f..cking name (great)I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uhMade for me say f..ck it kick some shots back and hammer the nailerThese bitches tryna get atached with the failerAnd latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailerLike I'm itchin' to get hitchedYeah I'm rich as a bitch but bitches ain't shitI'd rather leave a bitch in a ditchBitch you complain when you listen to thisBut you still throw yourself at meThat's what I call pitchin' a bicthThat's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sightLong as I got a bat and two balls it's foulBut my dick's on strike so all that love shit is null and voidBitch I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployedOi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boysGetting sick at these girls girls girlsOink oink oink you f..cking pigsAll you good boys doink doink doinkI got 99 problems and the bitch ain't oneShe's all 99 of them I need a machine gunI take em all out I hope you hear this songAnd grow into a cardiac arrest have a heart attackAnd just drop dead and I'mma throw a f..cking party after this cause[Hook][Outro]I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you