Cooper Alan The Fridge
[Trumpet]
[Verse 1]
I was gonna wake up and clean the grill
Pressure wash the deck, maybe pay my bills
Throw a fresh coat of paint on the shed
Weed-whack the weeds, shop vac the Chevys
Sweep them floors and WD40 every door but then
[Chrous]
Started cleaning out the fridge, came across a beer
Had to tip 'em back 'till the bottom rack was clear
Then I had a thought out in the garage
Should open that yeti, start polishing it off
I didn't cross a single thing that I had off my list
But I cleaned out the fridge
Okay the cooler and the fridge
[Verse 2]
Checked the lawn chair was folding right
If the cup holder still holds 'em tight
Networking facetiming my friends
Yeah funny how it started back when
[Chorus]
I was cleaning out the fridge, came across a beer
Had to tip 'em back till the bottom rack was clear
Then I had a thought out in the garage
Should open that yeti start polishing it off
I didn't cross a single thing that I had off my list
But I cleaned out the fridge
Okay the cooler and the front fridge and the back fridge
Yeah I cleaned out the fridge
[Ay! This still ain't over!
I think I wrote the best damn range of all time!]
Duck taped a whole in the blow-up pool
Got the garden hose filled up the pool
Spent the whole day in the blow-up pool
It was pretty cool[Yup]
[Chorus]
Started cleaning out the fridge, came across a beer
Had to tip 'em back till the bottom rack was clear
Then I had a thought out in the garage
Should open that yeti start polishing it off[OK]
I didn't cross a single thing that I had off my list
But I cleaned out the fridge
Okay the cooler and the fridge
Yeah I cleaned out the fridge[See you all next week]
Okay the cooler and the front fridge and the back fridge
[Song ends]