Collin Raye That's My Story Lyrics

I came in as the sun came up 
She glared at me over her coffee cup 
She said "Where you been?" 
So I thought real hard and said 
"I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard"
She said "You don't know it but you just blew it"
I said "Well that's my story and I'm stickin' to it"

Chorus:
That's my story (that's my story) 
Oh that's my story (that's my story) 
No I ain't got a witness, I can't prove it but 
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it 

Well I got that deer in the headlights look 
She read my face like the cover of a book she said 
"Don't expect me to believe all that static 
'Cause just last week I threw that hammock in the attic"
My skin got so thin you could see right through it
And I stuttered "Well that's my story and I'm stickin' to it"

Rrepeat Chorus 

The time comes when a wise man knows 
That the best thing that he can do 
Is just look her in the eye and beg for mercy 
And face the bitter truth 

"Well honey me and the boys played cards all night 
There wasn't no hanky panky not a woman in sight 
And I know I shoulda called and baby I'm real sorry 
But get a cellular phone and then you won't have to worry 
You know how much I love you darlin' and I'm ready to prove it
And that's my story and I'm stickin' to it"

Repeat Chorus 

I ain't gonna do a thing darlin' unless you approve it
And that's my story and I'm stickin' to it