Ceann Pittsburgh Makes Me Drunk
Memphis made the Rock-a-billy famous
Chicago has a lonely wind that blows
Out in california there makin' movies
and all the girls are takin' off their clothes
Manhattan is the Island that don't sleep
And atlanta is a memory in my mind
But often I find my self in Pennsylvania
Where drinkin' beer is a productive waste of time
And Pittsuburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact
and every time I leave I'm sure I won't be welcome back
'Cause I rave and I rant and I lose my pants
and it always ends the same
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
Seattle is rather fond of flannel
Rice-a-Roni is the San-Fransico treat
Las Vegas is full of drugs and hookers
But Las Vegas is too far away for me
Philadelphia is full of jerks and a-holes
Florida's where they all go to die
But I'll be getting drunk for 7 dollars
on a classy little joint on the south side.
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact
and every time I leave I'm sure I won't be welcome back
'Casue I rant and I rant and I lose my pants
and it always ends the same
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains