How To (no. 2) Lyrics

Axis Of Awesome How To (no. 2)

Step one, you put your camouflage gear on,
Head to a nearby lake or pond.
Hide in the bush, with your kazoo,
Put it in your mouth and go "doo doo".

Mid-afternoon's your safest bet,
Make sure you're ready with a net.
Take some bread and leave a trail of crumbs,
Wait patiently until one comes.
Tip-toe up to it, don't make a sound.
Place your bait, gently on the ground.
Once you're nearby, you're in luck,
Now you know how to catch a duck.

How to catch a duck.
How to catch a duck.