Asylum Street Spankers Volkswagen Thing
A-1-2-3
1-2
[Verse 1]
I was toolin' along down the speedway
My mind not thinkin' a thing
Then I saw a vision of a holy roller
That's when I started to sing
[Chorus]
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
And it changes color when he changes his mood
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
[Verse 2]
Now Satan he drives a Mercedes
It's long and it's black and it's clean
And he slams on the brakes on the entrance ramp
Because he's so doggone mean (He's got a Hummer too!)
[Chorus]
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
And he never blocks up the passing lane
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
[Verse 3]
Now the Nazis they built the VW
So evil will still feel the sting
But when Jehovah wants to cruise around without gettin' recognized
He drives a Volkswagen Thing
[Chorus]
'Cause God drives a Volkswagen Thing
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
With Jesus his jack and Buddha his spare
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
[Verse 4]
Now Elvis he gave away Cadillacs
Which is easy if you are the king
But God never bothers with radio
From the backseat Elvis will sing
[Chorus]
'Cause God drives a Volkswagen Thing, dear Lord
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
But it runs a flat nine in the quarter
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
Hear them bells ring